splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

sodamnrelatable:

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buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever